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The Floppy Hoodie
The Floppy Hoodie
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đ Introducing the RetroTech Chronicles Hoodie - Unleash Your Inner Geek! đšď¸
Remember the good ol' days when "Save" wasn't just a button but a way of life? Our Floppy Disk Hoodie is a nostalgic tribute to the OG storage device that whispered sweet nothings to our favorite files.
𧼠The Coziest Blast from the Past:
Crafted with the softest fabric known to hoodie-kind, this garment is a snug embrace that'll teleport you straight back to the era of pixelated graphics and dial-up connections.
đź Slogan Magic:
Featuring a vintage floppy disk and the slogan "If you don't know what this is, it's too late to be friends," our hoodie is not just an outfit; it's a friendship litmus test. Embrace the humor and wear it proudly!
đ Perfect Gift for Techies and Nostalgia Buffs:
Surprise your friends who can reminisce about the sweet sound of a dial-up connection or anyone who appreciates the vintage vibes of classic tech.
Gear up, fellow tech enthusiasts, and let the floppy disk vibes flow! Because in a world of USBs and cloud storage, some of us still remember the sweet symphony of disk drive whirring.
Note: May induce spontaneous reminiscing, fits of laughter, and an inexplicable urge to search for old AOL dial-up sounds on YouTube. Wear responsibly.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
⢠50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
⢠Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
⢠Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
⢠Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
⢠Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
⢠1 à 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
⢠Front pouch pocket
⢠Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
⢠Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
⢠Traceability:
- KnittingâHonduras, Bangladesh
- DyeingâHonduras, Bangladesh
- ManufacturingâNicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
⢠Contains 0% recycled polyester
⢠Contains 0% dangerous substances
⢠This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
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Remember the good ol' days when "Save" wasn't just a button but a way of life? Our Floppy Disk Hoodie is a nostalgic tribute to the OG storage device that whispered sweet nothings to our favorite files.
𧼠The Coziest Blast from the Past:
Crafted with the softest fabric known to hoodie-kind, this garment is a snug embrace that'll teleport you straight back to the era of pixelated graphics and dial-up connections.
đź Slogan Magic:
Featuring a vintage floppy disk and the slogan "If you don't know what this is, it's too late to be friends," our hoodie is not just an outfit; it's a friendship litmus test. Embrace the humor and wear it proudly!
đ Perfect Gift for Techies and Nostalgia Buffs:
Surprise your friends who can reminisce about the sweet sound of a dial-up connection or anyone who appreciates the vintage vibes of classic tech.
Gear up, fellow tech enthusiasts, and let the floppy disk vibes flow! Because in a world of USBs and cloud storage, some of us still remember the sweet symphony of disk drive whirring.
Note: May induce spontaneous reminiscing, fits of laughter, and an inexplicable urge to search for old AOL dial-up sounds on YouTube. Wear responsibly.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
⢠50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
⢠Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
⢠Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
⢠Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
⢠Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
⢠1 à 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
⢠Front pouch pocket
⢠Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
⢠Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
⢠Traceability:
- KnittingâHonduras, Bangladesh
- DyeingâHonduras, Bangladesh
- ManufacturingâNicaragua, Honduras, Bangladesh, or El Salvador
⢠Contains 0% recycled polyester
⢠Contains 0% dangerous substances
⢠This item releases plastic microfibers into the environment during washing
Size guide
 | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) |
S | 27 | 20 |
M | 28 | 22 |
L | 29 | 24 |
XL | 30 | 26 |
2XL | 31 | 28 |
3XL | 32 | 30 |
 | LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) |
S | 68.6 | 50.8 |
M | 71.1 | 55.9 |
L | 73.7 | 61 |
XL | 76.2 | 66 |
2XL | 78.7 | 71.1 |
3XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |








